TAKEN’s “Young Boy” Is a Is a FAIL FAIL

OMG~ the first time I heard this song, I was laughing so hard, I almost couldn’t read the subtitles. I didn’t want to miss anything in the lyrics, but as it turns out, it only got worse. When I wasn’t laughing at the lyrics, they were sending shivers up my spine and it wasn’t the good kind. Just watching it made me feel as guilty as if I was watching teen porn. I hated it. But you know who probably loved it? PedoBear! Also, as it turns out, TAKEN and Pedo Bear may have a few things in common as well!

I LOVE THIS SONG!

Here are the translated lyrics, because you’ll get my point a lot faster (The lyrics they actually sing in English are in bold print):

*Young boys have so much heat; so young boys dress coolly; Young girls are so beautiful; So it’s hard to take eyes off of young girls

I never take my eyes off young girls!

Oo~ Look at that young girl!

Every girl pretends to be drunk when they see me; Even though they’re sober, they wobble and pretend to be drunk; Cause I’m a young boy – expensive cars are toys for adults; Party’s up all night long – I feel like boom boom pow

I’m sort of healthy – enough to play all night; My mind is strong – can’t see any gaps; I’m the top, greatest Korean wolf; Everybody look – this is Korean young boy; Imma young boy Imma Imma young boy Imma young boy Imma Imma young young boy [Me: oh dear God]

* repeat

* I’m perfectly young right now – not too young and my heart is wide open; Get on my expensive car, what are you thinking bout; Here’s what you want – I’m a young boy

Boys and girls, they are shining; Since we are young, we can’t wait

Get on the floor every every young boy; All the young boys take your shirt off

Shirts off?! YES!!!

What you wanna do, I’ll do as you want; So will you give me all that I want?

I'll "take" you all!

I’m the top, greatest Korean wolf; Everybody look – this is Korean young boy

Imma young boy Imma Imma young boy Imma young boy Imma Imma young young boy

* repeat

** repeat

Where dem young boys at?

Imma young boy, Imma young boy Imma young boy, Imma Imma young young boy Imma young boy, Imma Imma young boy Imma young boy, Imma imma young young boy

* repeat

** repeat

Imma young boy Imma Imma young boy Imma young boy Imma Imma young young boy

Source: http://www.popgasa.com/2011/11/taken-young-boy.html

Oh goodness~ I love Korean men but hot damn! That was gross. Not that they aren’t good looking~ I mean, look at them:

They’re your average, good looking Korean idol stars, right? But whoever wrote this song really really messed up these guys image for me. I mean, come one, Imma young boy imma imma young boy? Who the hell wrote this? Oh wait, I know:

THAT makes MUCH more sense!

But come on, what do you think when you hear “Imma young boy?” Something like this?

Also, these “young boys” have expensive cars and want to know what you’re thinking about. But didn’t they say earlier in the songs that expensive cars were “toys for adults?” So are they young boys with adult toys? Or are they adults playing with their toys and pretending to be young boys? Am I reading too much into this? Probably.

So what do you think? Pass or fail?

All joking and retching aside, these boys have probably spent years training and are finally living their dreams. Which is all very good. Here’s to hoping their writers don’t screw them over in the future!

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